Boobs Are Good For Men!

Warning: Entry contains lots of booby pictures. Please do not view at workplace or when your girlfriend is with you! Close before it’s too late, and come back when you’re alone!

Attention guys, a simple question before I start the entry: Do you love boobs…?

I bet most of you (guys) love them so much that some of you are willing to get caught for molestation! But if you don’t, you’re probably some weird dude, or probably gay.

When ladies were asked about having boobs, they find nothing special about having them. They’re just another part of their body, two places located in front of their chest that contains mostly fats, which are surprisingly able to attract guys.

boobs and cleavage

Actually boobs mainly consist of fats, in fact, everyone has fats. But why these fats are so attractive? I think they are special fats called “hey-men-look-here-fats!”. Seriously.

Now a question to the ladies, why do you like to show off part of your boobs? Oh yeah, and the “happy valley” of yours too?

happy valley

P/S: I prefer to use the term “happy valley” instead of cleavage – sounds more blissful and happier. The valley above looks so soothing right? =)

I’ve come across many pictures of ladies showing off their boobs and happy valley, and I think I’m gonna live longer. But still, I’m puzzled – why show off? Self-esteem and confidence maybe? Or being flirty? I don’t know, why not the ladies reading this tell me why?

olympus boobs

Many of you might be wondering why am I always writing about boobs. The recent one was Boobs Awareness Entry and now this “Boobs Are Good For Men” entry!? No, it’s not because of my love for boobs. Okay well, maybe just a little! Nothing more than a little!

The main reason why I came up with this entry is because of an article published by The Star. If you missed it, head on to this interesting men-sided article – Boob-Staring Good For Men.

Actually I’ve seen such articles on various sites before, claiming that staring at boobs increases men’s living age. It was said that looking at boobs will lower blood pressure, improve blood circulation, reduce cardiovascular disease and slower down heart beat. What a healthy thing for men!

However, I initially thought it’s bullshit. Just some shit written by some bulls to defend men for staring, both obviously or secretly, at the ladies’ assets!

Before I continue, let me introduce a few types of available boobs.

First, the upper boobs.

upper boobs

Showing only the top part of the boobs. The most common type we see everywhere. Presented by low-cut tops.

Secondly, the side boobs.

side boobs

The opening at the clothes’ armpit area is big enough to see the side of the boobs. It can be found on celebrities.

Next, the third, the bottom boobs.

bottom boobs

Revealing only the bottom part of the boobs. It usually appears at beaches, or strip clubs.

Fourth, the covered boobs.

white boob tank top

None of the boobs can be seen, and they’re covered. My favourite – kinda secretive and mysterious. You’ll always wonder how’s it inside. ;)

Lastly, the man boobs.

man boobs

You want these boobs?

Okay now you’ve learn the types of boobs, let’s continue.

However to my surprise, The Star even published this article. So I assume that it’s so damn true. Actually I already agree in the beginning but I need a reliable source as a backup, and The Star is the source! Way to go The Star! We guys are really proud of you!

According to the article, men ogling at breasts for 10 minutes a day is equivalent to a 30 minutes gym workout. So stop wasting your money on gyms, since it’s usually crowded with abs instead of boobs. Start spending time on ladies!

And ladies, please be generous ya? For your information ladies, for the guys, instead of just becoming “longer”, we wanna live longer too you know?

So this time, is being generous to the male readers too, here are some booby pictures dedicated for you all. Ladies, this can be a little boring for you – so you may consider skipping pass the photos, since you can always turn your head 90° downwards to see boobs anytime any day 24/7/365.

Okay, there are 10 photos, each one should be ogled for 1 minute – hence, producing 10 minutes of relaxation and longevity.

atkinson boobs

1 minute.

chinese model

2 minutes.

denise milani sexy

3 minutes.

gemma atkinson sexy

4 minutes.

jakki degg lingerie

5 minutes.

lingerie model

6 minutes.

payal rohatgi

7 minutes.

sebastian rulli

8 minutes.

japanese babe reon kadena

9 minutes.

sexy lola

10 minutes.

Now guys, I’m sure you’re gonna live extra 5 years after looking through this entry. Remember to keep visiting and you’ll have a longer joyful life! =P

Gosh, I sound like a boobs feng shui practitioner!

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